Stunning Discovery

The other day I arrived at home and found my fiance arranging some flowers. They were nice flowers and she did a good job of arranging them just so, so I didn't really give it a second thought. But tonight I came home to see her watching Phantom of the Opera. That's when it hit me; I think my fiance is gay! It all adds up, the interior design, the flower arranging, a love of musicals. It's been there in my face all along, how could I have been such a fool?!

I just hope that sassy Guatamalan pool boy that works for the apartment complex doesn't find out. I don't know what I'd do if he thought poorly of me....