All Fruit Breakfast

For breakfast today I had 50 grams of Banana-flavored protein shake, a peach yogurt, and a small bowl of applesauce. I was full and happy when I was done and it was a very healthy meal.

Good.

The bad news is that whenever I belch, it tastes like I just blew the fucking Kool-Ade Man. All I can hear in my head as K.A.M.-essence overtakes the tastebuds is, "Ooh YEAH!!"

Rev. Joshua