Hobbled Hussy

As I walked into work today, I saw a little blue Jeep with the license plate, "900JZM." That's just disgusting! Why not just get a bumper sticker that says, "Will Brake For A Shot of Cum,"? What kind of world do we live in when some sick hooker wears his or her trade on his or her sleave? I remember a time when hookers just stayed on the street corner or the whore house. Now they're freely advertising on their cars!

As if my disgust were not extreme enough, I looked up from the Jizzum Jeep to see that it was parked in the handicapped space! My hard-earned tax dollars aren't paying for the handicapped spots so some slut can make a few bucks off the fact that he doesn't have any legs! Although, I must admit, I've always wanted to try out a legless chick....You know, from a uh...Scientific standpoint....

Rev. Joshua