Crazy Dreams
I had some crazy dreams last night and I'm going to share them because I very rarely remember them. I think they were all about personal growth in some way or another.
My first dream was brief. All I remember was getting off the crapper and seeing the BIGGEST DUKE EVER. It must have been at least as thick as a beer can and 24 inches long. I was all, "Wow, that's a serious dook."
My second dream was some sort of epic space opera/action sequence. I was running with a guy that was a cross between Mal and Han. I was a little worried because we were getting ready to get off our ship and head into the belly of the Death Star. Of course, it wasn't round and nothing looked like the movie sets: it was a scene I saw the ONE time I played Galactic Battles, the Star Wars FPS. So I'm getting myself psyched up to roll out there and I say, "What if Vader's out there." And Malhan says, "We'll just fuck 'im up." At that point, he was more Han than Mal, because he gave me that classy wink and arrogant smile. Then I said, "Works for me, let's roll." And with that, we ran out of the loading bay. Right outside our ramp was Malhan. I was running with Malhan, but he was also a bad guy. He reached for his blaster and I pushed it into his holster all Kill Bill Vol. 2 style. As I looked up from schooling evil Malhan, I saw a semi-transparent image of Darth Vader materialize in the sky above us. It was a clear indication that he had his eye on us. Then we ran off to some undoubtedly excellent adventure which was interrupted by Rage Against the Machine rockin' Bulls On Parade from the alarm clock.
I don't know what I'm letting go of or getting into, but it seems like I'm prepared.
Rev. Joshua
My first dream was brief. All I remember was getting off the crapper and seeing the BIGGEST DUKE EVER. It must have been at least as thick as a beer can and 24 inches long. I was all, "Wow, that's a serious dook."
My second dream was some sort of epic space opera/action sequence. I was running with a guy that was a cross between Mal and Han. I was a little worried because we were getting ready to get off our ship and head into the belly of the Death Star. Of course, it wasn't round and nothing looked like the movie sets: it was a scene I saw the ONE time I played Galactic Battles, the Star Wars FPS. So I'm getting myself psyched up to roll out there and I say, "What if Vader's out there." And Malhan says, "We'll just fuck 'im up." At that point, he was more Han than Mal, because he gave me that classy wink and arrogant smile. Then I said, "Works for me, let's roll." And with that, we ran out of the loading bay. Right outside our ramp was Malhan. I was running with Malhan, but he was also a bad guy. He reached for his blaster and I pushed it into his holster all Kill Bill Vol. 2 style. As I looked up from schooling evil Malhan, I saw a semi-transparent image of Darth Vader materialize in the sky above us. It was a clear indication that he had his eye on us. Then we ran off to some undoubtedly excellent adventure which was interrupted by Rage Against the Machine rockin' Bulls On Parade from the alarm clock.
I don't know what I'm letting go of or getting into, but it seems like I'm prepared.
Rev. Joshua
posted by Ueberyak at 9:23 AM
2 Comments:
i don't think laser guns require "shells" so i think your music selection requires some updating. that might be the nerdiest dream ever. i'm a little jealous. i usually just dream about work, like i'm not prepared, kids are crazy. then i wake up and realize that i am living my dreams. i guess that would make me lucky, right?
It's a dream, ya' mook. Dream laser guns can have shells....Maybe that's where they keep the laser.... Besides, the soundtrack wasn't up to me, it's what happened to be on.
Yep, you're one lucky s.o.b. I wish I had anxiety dreams. That'd be great!
A bulk of the dreams I have ARE pretty mundane, for the most part. I've had dreams where I'm just kind of hanging out and talking to people I know. I also had a dream where I was standing in line for something. It wasn't one of those never-ending dream lines that cause you stress or concern; It was your average, ordinary line. I don't even think I stood in it all that long.
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