Takin' It Up a Notch
Today, after tinkling, I realized I could comfortably tighten my belt another notch. The hard work at the gym and careful diet are paying off, I guess.
To celebrate I had a pizza burger and curly fries from the cafeteria. Don't worry, though, I had a diet coke, so it was a pretty healthy meal.
Diet coke kinda freaks me out. I mean, if you look at the nutritional facts, there are zero calories in a diet soda. It also contains 1% of the daily sodium allowance in a 2000 calorie diet. It's a food, but it has nutritional value similar to that of purified water! But it has way more ingredients than water! I worry about all those other sneaky chemicals that give coke it's not-quite-putrescent taste. They're probably eating my stomach lining or giving me cancer. Ah well, who needs stomach linings or major internal organs? What matters is how great I look!
Rev. Joshua
To celebrate I had a pizza burger and curly fries from the cafeteria. Don't worry, though, I had a diet coke, so it was a pretty healthy meal.
Diet coke kinda freaks me out. I mean, if you look at the nutritional facts, there are zero calories in a diet soda. It also contains 1% of the daily sodium allowance in a 2000 calorie diet. It's a food, but it has nutritional value similar to that of purified water! But it has way more ingredients than water! I worry about all those other sneaky chemicals that give coke it's not-quite-putrescent taste. They're probably eating my stomach lining or giving me cancer. Ah well, who needs stomach linings or major internal organs? What matters is how great I look!
Rev. Joshua
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