Speech #2
Last night in school I did a speech on why I don't vote: Because I don't want to end up on a jury that convicts a mobster who will then kill me and mine.
I did pretty damn hella, except I didn't practice it very much, so I didn't get the eye contact I needed. That was the teacher's only criticism, though. Had 'em proverbially eating out of the palm of my proverbial hand.
Proverbial.
Rev. Joshua
I did pretty damn hella, except I didn't practice it very much, so I didn't get the eye contact I needed. That was the teacher's only criticism, though. Had 'em proverbially eating out of the palm of my proverbial hand.
Proverbial.
Rev. Joshua
posted by Ueberyak at 10:21 AM
2 Comments:
i would kill for jury duty. i can say that because you will never be on the jury when i'm tried for killing someone for jury duty.
See, that's funny.
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