String Cheese

I looove me some string cheese. It's wicked tastie and fun to eat. But since I've been watching what I eat, I've been getting low-fat string cheese. It tastes ok, I guess, but you can't pull of fstrings because it's not all fatty and volumptuous.

Also, probably as a bi-product of the processing, the quality of one string cheese to the next varies widely. Sometimes it's almost like regula SC, other times it's like eating dairy-based chlorine sticks. Don't they know not to mess with a pudgie guy and his cheese?!

Rev. Joshua