Procrastenator!

I have a 15 minute speech due tonight in class. I waited waaay too long to get started on it and I've been working on it all weekend as a result. I have to hustle home after work to wrap that bitch up.

I am Procrastinator, Doer of Things Tomorrow!

Don't look up to me kids, it'll hurt you in the long run. Of course, if you look up to me today, you won't have to worry about it's ill effects for quite a while....

Rev. Joshua