You're An Asshole, Mr. Grinch
Chistmas...is OVER! That's right, it's DONE. Is it because the left wind psychos turned it into Christmahannukwanzica? Or because G-Dub put, "Happy Holidays," on his Christmas cards? Is it because of the blatant commercialization of a pagan solstice celebration bastardized by the ancient Christians? NO. None of those. Christmas is over because I opened all of my presents already. My beautiful lady, Lynell, ordered nearly everything on my list and just gave them to me as they rolled in. Then I gave her the complete works of Calvin and Hobbes. So now X-Mas is pretty much over. Now I just have to bide my time until New Years when I can tie one on.
posted by Ueberyak at 8:36 PM
2 Comments:
what are left wind psychos? they sound scary. i just don't get all pumped up about christmas like i used to. the wife and i are going to do some repainting, flooring, etc. and do a minor remodel in the house. that is our christmas present.
Back off, spell check isn't contextual! "Did you really mean to say, 'left wind psychos'?"
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