Saturday, January 07, 2006

Much More Jujitsuier

I had my introduction with the yawara stick, a.k.a. "the six-inch bo-staff," on Thursday. It's amazing what kind of damage you can do with a six-inch length of dowel. We learned a lot of basic pressure points to hit, and which of those are lethal. There was something pretty gratifying about learning the finer points of a weapon developed by cave men.

Lesson of the Day?

If somebody wants to hurt you, just poke 'em with a stick.

4 Comments:

Blogger digapigmy said...

so are you actually endorsing revenge sex?

6:09 PM  
Blogger Ueberyak said...

Oh, absolutely! I pretty much endorse any kind of sex that doesn't involve dudes, cadavers or animals. Even then I just sort of have a passive disdain for them, rather than an anti-dudes, -cadavers or -animals agenda.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you just get superpowes like the rest of us? It's a lot less work.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Ueberyak said...

I've been trying, but I have poor eye sight, so I can't get into any space exploration programs, I can't seem to find any radioactive waste dumps to fall into, and I was born on this planet under a yellow sun, so my options are pretty much limited to martial arts.

7:14 AM  

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