Grrrr....
I can smell breakfast sausage patties. Somebody near my cube has breakfast sausage patties and I can smell them. I loooove breakfast sausage patties. Breakfast sausage patties are fatty, salty, made of pork, and delicious. I want breakfast sausage patties something fierce right now. Instead of eating breakfast sausage patties, though, I'm going to eat a protein bar. Protein bars are chocolaty. They are not fatty, salty, made or pork, nor delicious.
Breakfast sausage patties....
Breakfast sausage patties....
posted by Ueberyak at 8:52 AM
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Funny you should mention this.
I do all the grocery shopping around these here parts (on-line, Safeway...wonderful!!) and recently bought a whole shit-load of Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage.
Goddamn! I had forgotten just how good that shit was!
Fucking muslims and jews don't know what they are missing.
(HEY! Do you suppose that's why the muslims are such assholes? Cuz they don't eat pork? Or is it just because they are retrograde, subhuman cretins?)
Yeah, I've been exercising and making an effort to control the garbage I put inside me so I don't get to eat it very often, but I LOOOOOVE salty foods.
sausage is good . . .
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