Danger Team Escape Force Alpha Team, Motorvate!!
Everyday, a woman in a white rice burner shows up about the same time as I do in the parking lot at work. She absolutely insists on backing her car into her chosen parking space. It doesn't seem to matter to her that it takes for fucking EVER, and that during that time, I'm stuck behind her, unable to get to my own parking space and start my day. "But, Rev., why does it take so long? Shouldn't she be able to just pull in front of it and back in?" That's what you may be asking (actually, you're probably done asking it, but I can't make you read this while you're thinking it) and that's a good question. The answer is that she can't fucking drive to save her life.
Now it's irritating enough when somebody wastes your time but it's for more or less a good reason. That is, while I have a hard time being stuck behind old people in traffic, I at least realize that they have the right and the need to get from A to B just like I do. But when you suck up a full 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back because you INSIST on doing something time consuming that doesn't even do you any good, it makes me want to burn down buildings and shoot baby puppies.
Still, I have to wonder: why is she doing it? Is it saving her that much time on the way out of work? Does she need to be THAT ready to roll out in case of an emergency? Maybe she's a member of the Danger Team Escape Force Alpha Team! If that were the case, she'd have to be able to blast off post haste, without all that backing up jazz that'll keep a DTEFAE member from making up those precious seconds between life and death. But THEN I think, well hey, should she be able TO BACK HER GODDAM CAR INTO THE FUCKING PARKING SPOT QUICKLY?!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Now it's irritating enough when somebody wastes your time but it's for more or less a good reason. That is, while I have a hard time being stuck behind old people in traffic, I at least realize that they have the right and the need to get from A to B just like I do. But when you suck up a full 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back because you INSIST on doing something time consuming that doesn't even do you any good, it makes me want to burn down buildings and shoot baby puppies.
Still, I have to wonder: why is she doing it? Is it saving her that much time on the way out of work? Does she need to be THAT ready to roll out in case of an emergency? Maybe she's a member of the Danger Team Escape Force Alpha Team! If that were the case, she'd have to be able to blast off post haste, without all that backing up jazz that'll keep a DTEFAE member from making up those precious seconds between life and death. But THEN I think, well hey, should she be able TO BACK HER GODDAM CAR INTO THE FUCKING PARKING SPOT QUICKLY?!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
posted by Ueberyak at 11:54 AM
1 Comments:
Though your little anecdote is funny in itself, it does lead to the bigger point...which is...the world is fucking FULL of assholes...and almost all of them drive.
I see things over and over every single day that people do in cars that make my head spin. The mind nearly boggles at this stupid shit.
Cars...or, I guess more accurately, people in cars, become extensions of the stupidest part of their egos.
I don't get it, but I see it daily...people using their autos to...what?...well, to be "more than they are."
Clearly, with men the way you drive increases your penile length and girth.
And someday when I feel I have the strength to suffer the slings and arrows of being called "RACIST" I am going to talk about the fucking foreigners and how THEY drive.
Shit! Tijuana is THAT way, pendejos!
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