Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Sophistication

When we moved in to the new house, I wasn't all that excited about the gas stove in the living room. I mean it's nice and all, kind of classes up the joint a bit, but I didn't forsee spending a lot of time in the front room. I'd post a pic but I'm at work and it won't let me for some reason.

Anyway, my love for the stove was increased drastically last night when I fired it up, got a giant pillow, and read my zombie book. I just kind of rotisseried myself, turning when one side was warm and the other cool.

Reading a book in front of the fire = total sophistication.

But there's kind of a downside, too, because now I have to hire a butler, a maid, and a driver and I just don't make sophisticated money. Plus I don't think farting is very sophisticated so I think I'm giving up the lifestyle before it even begins. Aaah well, it was good while it lasted.

3 Comments:

Blogger *TheMermaid* said...

Holy shit a post!!

I think if you get a fake bear rug or a sheepy fleece rug... that would help.

Wait, is gas more sophisticated than a real wood stove? Cuz that's what we have and um we are pretty footyfoo.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Ueberyak said...

Well, let's not get mired down in which of our family is the most sophisticated. I mean, we're all so damn classy it would never get resolved.

Let's just enjoy that fact that we're better than the average person on account of our fireplaces.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

Driver?

You need a driver?

No problem, I not only fart, I drive.

I'll have my union business agent get in touch with you this week...just so you can familiarize yourself with the contract...

3:17 AM  

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