I'll Wrastle Ya' Fer It

There are two things you need if you're going to start wrestling or any kind of grappling:

1. A realization that you're going to get schooled by the experienced folks. They may be nice to you about it, but you're going to do what they want you to because you can't stop 'em.
2. A willingness to get well acquainted with your asshole as your opponent will be gently tucking your head into your anus each and every time you hit the mat.

I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, though. I had a lot of fun on Monday and am looking forward to going back next Monday. I did pull a muscle or two in my upper back and neck, but they're healing nicely. Before I went to bed on Monday I had a nice, healing coctail of 40 grams of protein shake with one tbsp of L-Glutamin, a multi-vitamin, two ibuprofen and 3 handfuls of Silly Circles, Safeway's knock-off version of Froot Loops. After that good medicine I'd have to feel better!