Drama
I'll admit that I'm a bit of a fan of reality television. Yes, it's probably not all that, "real," and it's probably scripted and edited to be more exciting than the actual experience. Still, though, there's this weird window into the human condition that I find fascinating. So it is no surprise that I ended up watching this show today.
The basic concept of the show is to find a good woman for Flava Flav. Of course, if they were all good for him it would be kind of a boring show. So some of them are decent enough, but most of them are triflin'-ass whores with narcisistic attitudes and huge mouths (though their vocabularies seem to be fairly limited). Not a day goes by on the show when the hookers don't get in a verbal rumble and call each other colorful names.
It's a non-stop barage of, "ya'll don't look like Biance," and, "youdon'tknooowmeyoudon'tknooowmeyoudon'tknooowme." I don't understand how anybody could be SO dramatic all the fucking time. It made me really glad that I have surrounded myself with people that aren't absolutely insane or otherwise mentally unstable. I don't have to spend any time worrying about silly, egoistic things and can focus on the real obstacles in life.
If you're out there ladies and gents, thanks and I love you!!
The basic concept of the show is to find a good woman for Flava Flav. Of course, if they were all good for him it would be kind of a boring show. So some of them are decent enough, but most of them are triflin'-ass whores with narcisistic attitudes and huge mouths (though their vocabularies seem to be fairly limited). Not a day goes by on the show when the hookers don't get in a verbal rumble and call each other colorful names.
It's a non-stop barage of, "ya'll don't look like Biance," and, "youdon'tknooowmeyoudon'tknooowmeyoudon'tknooowme." I don't understand how anybody could be SO dramatic all the fucking time. It made me really glad that I have surrounded myself with people that aren't absolutely insane or otherwise mentally unstable. I don't have to spend any time worrying about silly, egoistic things and can focus on the real obstacles in life.
If you're out there ladies and gents, thanks and I love you!!
posted by Ueberyak at 2:24 PM
1 Comments:
Odd you should mention THIS particular show...Jen and I were watching it just the other day.
First, this guy is some kinda asshole...and UUUUGGGGLLLLYYYY...god.
Of course, being one of our ebony-hued brothers, he's probably hung like a moose. That can always make up for a lot...and his probable bank account doesn't hurt.
The women are something else, I agree.
Actually, I LIKE the sleazy sorts...a lot...and I'd very likely be happy to try and fuck myself to death with most of them...IF...they would PROMISE not to fucking speak.
Not a word.
Nothing.
Oh, appreciative moaning would be fine...and a sweaty "MY ASS, SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!" would be ok.
But other than than, shhh...hush, my bitches...
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